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Recruitment Challenge Fallout: Heads Role at University of Weeengland

HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL EMAIL EXCHANGE: RECRUITMENT CRISIS Dear Gregory, With regret, I must inform you that HR have restructured you. All relevant senior managers concur: you are responsible for the failure of Weeengland to recruit to target. In future your role … Continue reading

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Research Excellence at the University of Weeengland

    Dear University of Weeengland Researcher, Your research is of the highest value to us. The next government evaluation of Higher Education research requires that we collate all ‘indicators of esteem’  from key researchers. Show the world how good … Continue reading

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The University of Weeengland: Clearing Interview

‘Good morning. Is that Alex. Alex yes, so good to talk to you. I’m calling from the University of Weeengland. We missed each other yesterday. I know you phoned eight times, I am very sorry Alex. My colleagues insist on … Continue reading

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