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Weeengland Restructuring Questionnaire

19th September 2014 Dear Vice – Chancellor, We have started to evaluate all existing academic employees, in light of your restructuring plan. Unfortunately Professor Josie Wiles has launched a full frontal assault against me. She has emailed her mad answers to my questionnaire, to all … Continue reading

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Recruitment Challenge Fallout: Heads Role at University of Weeengland

HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL EMAIL EXCHANGE: RECRUITMENT CRISIS Dear Gregory, With regret, I must inform you that HR have restructured you. All relevant senior managers concur: you are responsible for the failure of Weeengland to recruit to target. In future your role … Continue reading

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Recruitment Challenges: URGENT EMAIL

– Draft email: Barbara please edit before sending out to all Department Admin Managers. Many thanks, Greg Halden, Head of Registry, Administrative Service Senior Director,  BA Accounting; MA Creative and Artistic Practices, Group Scout Leader, Weeengland – Greg, see my … Continue reading

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Research Excellence at the University of Weeengland

    Dear University of Weeengland Researcher, Your research is of the highest value to us. The next government evaluation of Higher Education research requires that we collate all ‘indicators of esteem’  from key researchers. Show the world how good … Continue reading

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Welcome to the University of Weeengland: Clearing

The vice-chancellor stands up. No one notices until the Head of Registry bangs the desk. ‘Please everyone. Please. There are some important words to come…’ He pauses, realising he sounds like a complete arse, and decides not to continue turning … Continue reading

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