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Weeengland Restructuring Questionnaire

19th September 2014 Dear Vice – Chancellor, We have started to evaluate all existing academic employees, in light of your restructuring plan. Unfortunately Professor Josie Wiles has launched a full frontal assault against me. She has emailed her mad answers to my questionnaire, to all … Continue reading

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Research Excellence at the University of Weeengland

    Dear University of Weeengland Researcher, Your research is of the highest value to us. The next government evaluation of Higher Education research requires that we collate all ‘indicators of esteem’  from key researchers. Show the world how good … Continue reading

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The University of Weeengland: Clearing Interview

‘Good morning. Is that Alex. Alex yes, so good to talk to you. I’m calling from the University of Weeengland. We missed each other yesterday. I know you phoned eight times, I am very sorry Alex. My colleagues insist on … Continue reading

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Welcome to the University of Weeengland: Clearing

The vice-chancellor stands up. No one notices until the Head of Registry bangs the desk. ‘Please everyone. Please. There are some important words to come…’ He pauses, realising he sounds like a complete arse, and decides not to continue turning … Continue reading

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