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WEEENGLAND Learning and Assessment Workshop: Improve your vital statistics

‘Welcome. You are here because your department performed below the norm in the NSS. Our aim today is to ‘Enhance Learning Outcomes to Improve NSS Scores.’ I’m Professor of Blended Learning, Adam Smithe. Yes, a question?’ ‘Did you say enhance? … Continue reading

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Today Education correspondent Jean Tully Interviews new Weeengland SU President Jonathan Pocock-Rice   Jonathan, what a week ! The best ever Weeengland Freshers week?   Yes Jean. Absolutely fabulous? Eye candy everywhere, Capital A club nights bigger and better, free giveaways … Continue reading

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Vice Chancellor’s Welcome Address: Weeenglanders TOGETHER for an Innovative future

A very warm welcome, Weenglanders, to your chosen provider of Higher Education! Our mission is to be ‘ the most enterprising, the most impactful, the most diverse university, delivering the best products at the most competitive price, to YOU!’ (note … Continue reading

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Advice for PhD students: Developing Competency across your Star Chart

Dear Colleagues, Andy Wiles, Impact Statistician at Capital Academicians here again! I am republishing my advice to all PhD student issued two years ago now. It is all the more important that you become a self investing subject, developing the … Continue reading

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Weeengland Restructuring Questionnaire

19th September 2014 Dear Vice – Chancellor, We have started to evaluate all existing academic employees, in light of your restructuring plan. Unfortunately Professor Josie Wiles has launched a full frontal assault against me. She has emailed her mad answers to my questionnaire, to all … Continue reading

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Recruitment Challenge Fallout: Heads Role at University of Weeengland

HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL EMAIL EXCHANGE: RECRUITMENT CRISIS Dear Gregory, With regret, I must inform you that HR have restructured you. All relevant senior managers concur: you are responsible for the failure of Weeengland to recruit to target. In future your role … Continue reading

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Recruitment Challenges: URGENT EMAIL

– Draft email: Barbara please edit before sending out to all Department Admin Managers. Many thanks, Greg Halden, Head of Registry, Administrative Service Senior Director,  BA Accounting; MA Creative and Artistic Practices, Group Scout Leader, Weeengland – Greg, see my … Continue reading

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