Monthly Archives: September 2014

Vice Chancellor’s Welcome Address: Weeenglanders TOGETHER for an Innovative future

A very warm welcome, Weenglanders, to your chosen provider of Higher Education! Our mission is to be ‘ the most enterprising, the most impactful, the most diverse university, delivering the best products at the most competitive price, to YOU!’ (note … Continue reading

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Advice for PhD students: Developing Competency across your Star Chart

Dear Colleagues, Andy Wiles, Impact Statistician at Capital Academicians here again! I am republishing my advice to all PhD student issued two years ago now. It is all the more important that you become a self investing subject, developing the … Continue reading

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Weeengland Restructuring Questionnaire

19th September 2014 Dear Vice – Chancellor, We have started to evaluate all existing academic employees, in light of your restructuring plan. Unfortunately Professor Josie Wiles has launched a full frontal assault against me. She has emailed her mad answers to my questionnaire, to all … Continue reading

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Recruitment Challenge Fallout: Heads Role at University of Weeengland

HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL EMAIL EXCHANGE: RECRUITMENT CRISIS Dear Gregory, With regret, I must inform you that HR have restructured you. All relevant senior managers concur: you are responsible for the failure of Weeengland to recruit to target. In future your role … Continue reading

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