Monthly Archives: October 2012

VC of WEEENGLAND Celebrates as Russell Group members lose £80 million due to student shortfall

VC of WEEENGLAND Celebrates as Russell Group members  lose £80 million due to student shortfall The Vice-Chancellor of Weeengland took time out from the Sir James McMurty institutional review into corruption  to celebrate disastrous recruitment at the Russell Group Universities. … Continue reading

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Institutional Review: The Sexual Impropriety of Professor DW Woodley

Excerpt from Week 1 of Institutional Review of the University of Weeengland (leaked to the New Times, source unknown, UWAC suspected) Professor Sir James McMurty: “Welcome to this, the first day of evidence to the Government appointed institutional review of … Continue reading

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Weeengland apology: Cambridge University is not a 20 inch Cock. Gillies is.

The Director of Business Services at the University of Weeengland today issued an abject apology after comparing Cambridge University to a 20 inch cock. However, in typically combative mood, the Director described Cambridge as a failing medieval institution, structured like … Continue reading

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University of WEEENGLAND condemns Cambridge and issues bonds for 100 million pounds

Yesterday the University of Cambridge announced a bond issue worth £350 million (http://www.timeshighereducation.co.uk/story.asp?sectioncode=26&storycode=421531&c=1) to finance a new housing and research development. The University was awarded triple AAA status on the bond markets, higher that the status of the UK government. … Continue reading

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The University of Weeengland Anarchist Collective condemns UCU: Promises Acts of Creative Destruction

The University of Weeengland Anarchist Collective (UWAC), inspired by our hero Martial Bourdain (who splattered his body parts all over Universal Greenwich Mean Time), condemns the University and Colleges Union for its totalitarian abuse of power, its refusal and inability … Continue reading

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University and Colleges Union Advice to Members: DO NOTHING

Exclusive Second Interview: UCU Demands that Members do Nothing Jean Tully Education Correspondent for New Times continues her exclusive series about the University of Weeengland: Today Head of the UCU tells members: YOU SHOULD HAVE VOTED TO STRIKE, IMBECILES! Rebecca … Continue reading

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The Journal of Jonathan P. Tyson: Sexism in the Workplace

I joined Weeengland from the business world. Admittedly I had a minor role as a functionary in a waste disposal business, Capital A’s Waste Disposal for Environmental Profit. I left waste disposal thinking that I had entered a liberal university … Continue reading

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