Monthly Archives: August 2012

Draft Email: Restructure of Weeengland University

Dear University of Weeengland Staff Member, Many of you are enjoying the late summer heat in faraway places.  It is with great regret that I send bad news. Please do not choke on your sangria – we are doing all … Continue reading

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Exclusive Interview with VC of shambolic University of Weeengland: part 1

“Professor Woodley, thank you for agreeing to this exclusive interview with me, Jean Tully, Higher Education correspondent for the New Times. The academic year has not yet begun and already Weeengland is reeling from a string of crises: allegations of … Continue reading

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University of Weeengland Anarchist Collective Pamphlet

“We trust that the University will not compromise academic standards by allowing students to progress without appropriate evaluation of their work.” (line in email from UCU coordinating committee) The University of Weeengland anarchist collective (UWAC) condemns this line found in … Continue reading

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Union Advice to Academic Staff

Dear Colleagues, The UCU Weeengland recently suspended its boycott of  clearing. This was in recognition of the need  to preserve jobs, in a year when fees have increased to £9000. Certain staff expressed their disdain, accusing the UCU locally of, … Continue reading

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Professor of Nothing: Corruption at University of Weeengland

During a rare insight into the workings of modern University life, the recently “retired” Head of Registry at the University of Weengland, Jonathan  Tyson accused the institution of corruption. Tyson, interviewed exclusively by this correspondent, made three allegations: – The … Continue reading

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To all University of Weeengland Staff: Resignation of Head of Registry

(Sarah, would you check over the email copied in below, before sending it out to all staff on my behalf. It is most unfortunate but Jonathan has resigned…inevitable in the circumstances.) To University of Weeengland Staff   It is with … Continue reading

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University of Weeengland: Clearing Week 2

Dear Senior Management team, I am both sorry and embarrassed for the insulting memos I emailed yesterday. In normal circumstances I would resign. However, these are abnormal times and those memos were written under extreme duress. I will do all … Continue reading

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