Shit!! Correction to University of Weeengland Internal memo

FAO: Senior Management


This is not an apology. The more I drink the better my maths. 500 students too few. Four million quid! I’ve already applied for other posts. You are all idiots and certainly not businessmen. What were you thinking..? What will you do? A necessary internal restructure of staff surplus to requirement perhaps…? Start with yourselves…

Head of Registry,
after second bottle of Chablis

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